I couldn’t find the business card.
I needed help last week, when our rickety old furnace started making some genuinely strange sounds.
I rummaged through the junk drawer before I could find the right Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company business card.
I must have found 200 other business cards before I found the right 1. I wished I had found the newest biz card after calling the listed number numerous times and getting the same response. Every time I called, I got a pre-recorded message saying that the number was no longer in service. I cursed the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company for not saying they had closed. Then I began cursing because I thought they may have changed their phone number. I couldn’t suss out what had happened, but I was sure it was something the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company had done. When Bill got home, I told him that I couldn’t get through to our Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company and that they must have either closed, or changed their iphone number. Bill looked at the business card I was using and started laughing. Bill went to the refrigerator and took the magnet down, that we had gotten from the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company. There was a more up-to-date address and iphone number for out Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company. I felt really foolish, because I had forgotten that we had gotten the magnet. Bill called the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company and set up the appointment for the following day, when Bill would be home. Although Bill hugged myself and others and told myself and others he loved me, I still felt like an idiot. I couldn’t figure out how I was able to miss that big magnet on the front of the refrigerator, announcing the more up-to-date address and iphone number of the Heating, Ventilation, and A/C company.