For the first time in a long time I have gone out on a limb to do something unusual. I decided to get on a dating app and open my mind to a new lifestyle that includes a romantic partner. Perhaps I don’t want to partner, but I do want to start dating again. Unfortunately, I always have a lot of trouble with dating apps bringing me terrible results. I rarely ever connect with people who are interesting to me and I usually give up on the entire venture pretty quickly. This time I decided that I was going to make my profile extremely blunt and honest to circumvent some nonsense. On my profile I denoted something extremely important – it’s critical that you have working heating, cooling, and air quality Control. In fact, if you don’t have high quality air conditioning you shouldn’t even contact my profile. If you are going to introduce me to a rickety old AC window unit and a barely working box fan when I walk into your apartment for the first time, we are not going to get along. You need to have high quality central air conditioning and adequate ventilation to cool and maintain a high indoor air quality in your house. Anything less than ideal indoor air temperature control will not do. Unfortunately, there seems to be weeding out most of my potential matches. However, I know that when I finally find him, the right guy is going to be extra cool. Or else this girl really ain’t going to get hot for you.